What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
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Smoke my pole

The art of a stripper grappling your gear and placing it in her mouth.
Aaron:Wow... That stripper Chick racheal is so hot. Maybe she can do something strange for some change.
Racheal ( the stripper) hey... You got 50 bucks? I can smoke my pole in your truck! .
by Captain A ron January 01, 2020
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I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.
The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.
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pole smogger

Quinn is such a pole smogger.
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meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.
Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?
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pole dancing

Pole dancing originated in the deep forests of russia. This art form started when bears would chase men, children and woman up a tall tree. to pass the time one would start to dance. and thus pole dancing was born. russia still holds the world record for longest dance on a pole by the oldest woman still pole dancing, she is 54 years old.
pole dancing
to pole dance or to dance on a pole. that is the question
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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
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