Stumpy girlfriend is gonna be pissedhe let the Alabama Pirate snatch his girlfriends panties off his ass..
by Whosthedirtysavior October 03, 2022
by Dr._Mario April 22, 2019
by Socr8s August 26, 2012
A man’s penis that has had sex with a woman and was not washed after he was done, then the man uses it to have sex with another woman immediately thereafter. Refers to when pirates would plunder villages, having sex with multiple women and not washing in between before going back out to sea.
Marty f^cked that girl then went straight home and gave his wife Krista some pirate d*ick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
He didn’t shower first?
Nah. He gave her that pirate dick.
by Batman & Bongo August 10, 2023
by Samucob123 February 04, 2023
by babypiratesnapchat2 November 02, 2022
During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.
by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017