Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.

Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.

by skeletal-omega December 31, 2021

stinky pirate

before you're about to cum you yell "THAR SHE BLOWS" and stick it in her ass

We were having sex last night and to end it I did the stinky pirate

by Poog Toog January 18, 2022

Nintendo pirate

Just a shy gamer.

Nintendo pirate just a shy gamer.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 2, 2022

pirate party

When a guy finishes on his chicks face so that her right eye is glued shut by his man glaze, and he makes her look up at the GoPro and say... "Yaaaaarrrggghhh"

Bro, you wanna go Party? No thanks, i'm already giving this chick a pirate party... Check the Gram later, it's suuuper funny!

by J Suave December 6, 2021

pirate fight

when two girls go at eachother with strap ons

meteoric curve enjoys watching a pirate fight

by grieficus January 22, 2021

ebay pirate

An eBay pirate is someone who buys a limited release item like a sneaker or piece of memorabilia for the simple purpose of flipping it for a profit - not because they are a collector or a fan.

I went to the Etnies website to pick up the new Rad movie kicks and they were sold out and scooped by eBay pirates.

by C Tasch March 17, 2021

Cocaine Pirate

Josh Sloop is a cocaine pirate. "Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

"Hey man look at that cocaine pirate, it's Josh Sloop!"

by deathsquirts May 8, 2021