peter parsnips

an old erect male in his 80’s locked in a dungeon awaiting his escape so he can go back to sexually assaulting his rose bush

“ somebody let me out of this fucken rape dungeon so i can touch my beautiful bush again “ said peter parsnips #eskettit #niggers #touchme

by dirtity bitch November 17, 2017

peter rodriguez

An asshole from Florida who as of 2017 goes to South lake high school

Peter Rodriguez idk what to say from here

by COOKIE MONSTER :) March 3, 2017

Peter Pan

1.) he neverlands
2.) late bloomer
3.) a sex position

Let's do the Peter Pan!

by agent armchair March 12, 2017

pinky peter

small dick

Holy shit, the guy I did last night had a pinky peter.

by xxxdddeecobfo August 19, 2016

Peter Syndrome

Gets angry, annoyed, frustrated easily. Likes full control of a situation.
Short outbursts of energy, often involves spartering.

He's got a case of Peter Syndrome going off

by rhodzy January 31, 2018

Mr. Peter

The most rude, annoying, and mean person you'll ever meet. His hobby's are slamming doors in your face, and coughing and hacking up spit. He smells like rotten fish sticks and I'm pretty sure he doesn't shower. His head looks like a rock with dead grass sprinkled on it. If you ever get a Mr. Peter a gift, make it clothes because he only owns 3 shirts,3 hats, 1 pair of shoes, and 1, that's right, 1 pair of jeans. Mr. Peter's are usually fat.

I think smell fish sticks. There must a Mr. Peter around.

by izzybum2 January 30, 2017

Peter Powder

A person that is a hardcore smoker, chases the nicotine buzz as well as girls.

He is also known as a SIMP. Peter is also known as Peter Powder Powder, Mr. Powder, Powderium, Blow powder and Plooder.
He is overall a nice guy, but often chooses women over his bros.

Andrew: Yo Peter Powder I bet you can't finish that cig in one drag
Peter: nice
Andrew: *shouts* "BLOW POWDERRR PETERRRRRR"

by Hardcigger010101 February 3, 2020