Earth Pearls

The edible rhizome of Stachys affinis also known as crosne, Japanese artichoke, or knotroot. The rhizome looks like white pearls pressed together and tastes like a gentle and slightly sweet radish raw. When cooked it takes like a slightly nuttier artichoke.

You can harvest earth pearls in the fall.

by MsWolf October 25, 2025

Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.

Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.

by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025

Pearled

Formed through gentle irritation and care; much like a pearl.. created by epilation followed by smoothing the surface with a soft, pearly glaze, resulting in a luminous, polished finish.

I’ve been wanting to get pearled by GOBALD.ME for monthssss 😵 💫

by Gobald.me January 4, 2026

Penis Pearl

Kidney Stone

My buddy is having a hard time passing his penis pearl.

by big\daddy January 6, 2026

Pearl Nelson

It's those unwritten things you learn in nursing school.

She unzipped my pants and performed a "Pearl Nelson". That was the best "Pearl Nelson" ever.

by underagedjoe March 2, 2023

Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor - verb - to shoot pearls of giz on an unsuspecting victim when she doesn't even realize you are in the room.

I sneaked in and shot a load on my personal trainers back while she was watching tik tok videos. She never saw it cumming, I totally pearl harbored her."

by Mr E Texas March 15, 2023

Pearl's Shrine

Basically someone who used to harrass gachatubers , joke about Tweekerpop's death, and much more. now she's quit and no longer on youtube. NGL I MISS HER SO MUCH

1: Hey did you hear about Pearl's Shrine ?
2: No, what about them?
1: well, she was a TERRIBLE person.
2: Understood.

by Depressedanimekid March 19, 2023