That friend who talks a big open-relationship game until their partner actually gets more action than they do.
He was all poly until she had her first date. Then he pulled a Patrick Arnold and started quoting attachment theory.
by Peggy Shippen September 9, 2025
Get the Patrick Arnoldmug. by Noel miller fan December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. There's a white guy in Statesville NC who tries to get uneducated Blacks to get their GED through his Adult Learning Center. The majority of these people are criminals with long rap sheets. This is absolutely no benefit to anyone, but himself. He does this to boost his HUGE ego.
Did you hear about Tyrone robbing that convenience store and shooting the clerk last night?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?
Yeah! I sho did! At least he has a GED. He's one of Patrick's People, you know?
by Thinman529k August 30, 2025
Get the Patrick's Peoplemug. Patrick is a very charming and gorgeous man. Very much troublesome and a felon but always gets away with it. He is every girls dream man and will always fulfill every girls needs. He is so handsome its amazing. Patrick is a Angel sent from God himself that is a once in a life time charm.
by anonymous April 18, 2021
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick stump fan: is a socially awkward human being exept when it comes to defending Patrick stump. They think Patrick stump is a tiny marshmallow of cuteness and love how short he is.
Patrick stump fan: Patrick stump is so little I love it
Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?
Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!
Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*
Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?
Patrick stump fan: *turns head slowly* EXCUSE ME?!? Pete wentz is the bassist for fall out boy, Patrick stump is the lead singer and he's my little marshmallow of adorableness and if you say otherwise you're DEAD!!
Pete wentz fan: *slowly walks away*
by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL January 2, 2017
Get the patrick stump fanmug. Look at that bitch ass nigga Patrick
by CyIguess February 12, 2024
Get the Patrickmug. The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.
Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame
by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024
Get the Patrick Mahomesmug.