Poop Zen

The state of general well-being after taking a massive dump

After evacuating his bowels, Bill felt Poop Zen.

by Dr4v4n October 01, 2013

Poop Hooves

The illest shit ever.

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.

by Philli Boi February 12, 2010

poop movie

noun- a movie that you only watch on a monitor in the bathroom while pooping, usually takes about 1-2 weeks per movie

Guy: Have you seen Top Gun
Me: Yeah! That's my current poop movie

by Bduck1310 January 16, 2017

old poop

A term used mainly to describe elderly people, though it can be a catch-all term, too, describing anyone who's past their prime. It's used especially by pessimists as they get further into their 40s and 50s.

In the movie "On Golden Pond," Katherine Hepburn addressed Henry Fonda as "you old poop."

by ferdii6069 April 21, 2016

poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.

I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?

by suikodenfan88 December 03, 2010

Squishy poop

poop that squishes when you squish it.

ah man that is squishy poop on my leg!

by Baring bot bop March 01, 2019

car poop

That nasty, dirty snow that gets stuck in the wheel wells of your car. Is usually fun to kick off unless its been below zero for days on end...in which case you could end up with a broken toe.

I left a big car poop in the middle of the gas station parking lot.

by milf-mom August 29, 2007