by Idkwhattoputlol December 20, 2021
Get the Small dickmug. 
Your boyfriend's penis.
Martha: How was your day with John last night?
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.
Chloe: I didn't have a good time. His penis is soooo small!!
Martha: Sucks to suck I guess.
by yourgravelieshere March 2, 2023
Get the Smallmug. by Please send help, it's so cold December 31, 2017
Get the just a small scratchmug. This is what we call a tall guy who acts small, this is Kim Namjoon.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
He is tall, but acts like a five year old, falls over and breaks a lot of things. He’s clumsy, but that’s what makes him so cute.
He’s 5’11” (180cm) so he’s pretty tall, but he loves soft small things, that makes him small, he likes everything from the sea, and everything from the sea likes him. If you want to make a small giant happy, bring them a crab.
He is big, but he is small.
The opposite of this would be Jungkook, he is small, but acts big. He’s got a black belt though so don’t fight this small man.
Look at Namjoon! He’s such a small giant, so precious, I love him:(
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
Namjoon’s playing with crabs again, sigh he’s such a small giant.
by Chuujijen November 13, 2018
Get the Small Giantmug. by shutupnoob222222 October 14, 2020
Get the mr small legsmug. 