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knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform
dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.
by mr astronaught October 31, 2011
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Couch position

The couch position requires 2 female sex partners and one male sex partner. The male sex partner is required to lay down on a flat surface with his back on the ground . Next, the 2 females must sit on his face and penis. Now the female on the penis can act as this is a normal ride on a penis. The female on the face gets the males tounge inserted into the females vigina. It is optional but the females can also make out while on the couch position, making it the triangle position.
Last night, me and my hoes did some couch position.
by Bl4ke September 28, 2017
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Couching

Another word for cuddling, or snuggling. Particularly on a couch.
“Yeah me and Sally were hardcore couching last night.”
by poopdidyscoop December 28, 2024
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Couch Belt

Oath to thyself not to leave the couch while drinking whiskey.
I have on my couch belt or put on your couch Belt.
by PoppyReed May 31, 2018
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couche man

by couche man October 14, 2021
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Couch Humper

People who like to have sex with couches.
by Lynch/Fellini August 19, 2024
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JUMP OFF MY COUCH

A form of saying that means you are really mad or really excited.
BRO THIS WIRELESS HEADSET'S SOUND MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP OFF MY COUCH
by Jakob Rodriguez December 2, 2020
mugGet the JUMP OFF MY COUCHmug.

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