couch stank

(Adj); The aftermath of sex on a couch that represents sweat, sex, and sometimes shame.
Did you do her last night?

Yeah, but it was cold in my bed, so I did her on the couch, and now I'm dealing with the couch stank.

Well at least you got the poon.

*High five*
by firmgrasper February 06, 2014
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drop it like a couch

No more, " drop it like a couch"
by Cuz she said March 03, 2021
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Golden Couch

1. Getting a bunch of your mates over and you get so blotto that everyone pisses on the couch.

2. A couch that someone has wet themselves on while crashing at yours.
1. Lets make a golden couch this weekend!

2.Hey guys, come round tonight and see my gomden couch.
by Meatlover42069 November 30, 2019
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Couch Mix

A snack similar to Trail Mix however is acquired from the accumulation of lost or dropped food items between couch cushions.

Items are typically: singular french fries, M & M’s or similar candies, assorted crumbs, and identifiable crumbs (Ex: singular Cheeto).
Person 1: Dude! I just pulled my Couch Mix from the last three months, I found a whole onion ring this go-round! Do you want a bag?

Person 2: That’s disgusting! I’ll take two.
by Grab My Kit April 05, 2024
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Couch Party

Commonly used by teenagers today, to describe participating in a party from their own homes.

This trend started following the world pandemic, that led to quarantines and a stop to parties worldwide. Quarantined teens would use social media to interact with eachother through facetime or other interactive platforms. They would then drink at home, but feel like they are partying with their friends.
Couch party tonight, everyone should get on at 9”
by Dumbassfucktard September 14, 2020
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couch king

Man, that hookup sucked. He was such a couch king.
by Kation March 20, 2022
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gives great couch

When a celebrity has an excellent conversation with a talk show host, particularly a late night talk show host.
Julia Roberts gives great couch on Stephen Colbert.
by Grace Noble December 29, 2023
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