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Kei

Kei is a honest girl.

She is a girl who can be mean but she still cares about some people. I mean don’t get her wrong most people say she a bitch but if they truly knew her they would know her as a funny, amazing, and sometimes aggressive girl. Honestly, she will always be herself no matter what and she will never give up. When she loves someone she loves them hard. Kei loves to talk about people in they face when she know the other person is sneak dissin as in talkin shit. But, kei is always gonna be a good friend to have because she will always tell you the truth about yourself and other people.
Damn kei you really know how to tell people how you feel!
by kei. November 19, 2023
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Keys

On websites where the term "kys" or kill your-self is banned users will say keys to indicate their ill will directed towards another.
by cumguy4 June 23, 2023
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jesse keys

beast that lives in oklahoma and everybody wishes they could be him because he gets all the ladies
"dang, hes sexy like jesse keys"
by bazooka27 April 25, 2010
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key head

genius that can unlock answers to anything
"bro my car is broken" "easy just fill up gas" "you key head its working now!"
by bestand February 7, 2025
mugGet the key headmug.

Key-Lime Pie

Coughing or sneezing onto a vagina until it is covered with phlegm then proceeding to ejaculate for the whipped cream topping.
Guy: I gave this sexy Latina chick a Key-Lime pie last night.
by LovelyRotting June 27, 2015
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"stutter key" expense

Refers to da pesky (and invalid/unfair) extra "last-number-redial" charge dat you unintentionally incur when you try to dial "*67" to block your number from a caller-ID machine, but accidentally end up dialing "*66" because da contacts on your phone's "6" key are a bit wobbly/worn and thus falteringly "bounced" for an instant when you were pressing da key, incorrectly causing dat digit to be dialed twice.
I strongly suspect dat da greedy phone companies actually chose that "double-same-digit" sequence intentionally when deciding what number-codes to designate for blocking your number and redialing da last number, since they knew dat they could generate extra revenue from accidental redialings when people were merely trying to access their line's free number-blocking feature. Fortunately, this last-number-redial service can be opted out of --- I did so in order to avoid any unwanted "stutter key" expenses, especially since not only are a lot of my phones old and worn units dat I picked up at yard sales and so on, but I also tend to be very unsteady and fumbly with my hands, and so my hitting da wrong dialing-keys by mistake is very easy and common for me.
by QuacksO February 8, 2020
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