Rubik's cube relationship

A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.

Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?

Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 3, 2023

u/free-relationship-22

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Big up u/free-relationship-22

by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025

School relationship

When a couple only goes to each other house and attends the same school

Oh look at that school relationship you never see them out in public

by Cashier23 February 22, 2020

Grey’s relationship

A relationship that moves to quick builds a fantastic relationship one a foundation that couldn’t hold it and it crumbles

All Grey’s relationships have this

by @!?&$ July 21, 2023

McDonald's relationship

Much like the unhealthy chain restaurant, a McDonald's Relationship is a quick and ready seni-romantic relationship between two consenting adults. Like the "food" from the aforementioned cheap food dispensary, this type of relationship is toxic and the psuedo love experienced leaves your system as fast as your body disposes of a Big Mac from your bowels. The emotions experienced are as nutritious as that dang Mcflurry you like to choke down!,

Jay: Yo, this chick I met in Target like gave me her number and I like called her and applied pressure for her to let me hit dat and she like came over and hit me in the eye with her dick. I then realized she was actually a dude.

Jermayne: Jay, my man,you got to stop havin' dose friggin' McDonald's relationship wit dees hoes, and git dose fuckin' Mickey D fries out ya mouf when you be talkin' to me!

Jay: I think I'm a gonna marry him... at least when my black eye goes away.

Jermayne: I am SMHing my head at you right now dawg.

by Dr.FartScientist October 4, 2020

Toxic relationship

Toxic relationships is when your girlfriend don’t want you to do hot girl shit this summer and protective.

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by Toxic relationship Christian May 27, 2021

unlocked relationship

Like an open relationship but where you don't really encourage infidelity but you never make a big deal over it someone cheats.

I really don't like my girl doing other guys but since she's so awesome I'm going to keep it an unlocked relationship.

by ApricotFields February 8, 2019