land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

Hummer guy

The Owner of Aurora Resupply of cocaine

Don't you know Hummer guy is the Owner of Aurora Resupply?

by Softyi April 29, 2021

Knife guy

A hot guy from Ontario who sends photos of knives pushed up to his arms
There by given the name knife guy

Omg knife guy texted

Look at his arms

by Carlisgay1234 November 12, 2021

im that guy

your that guy, the one, HIM,

Jase-"IM THAT GUY"

by That Guy Jase September 27, 2021

Hang with the guys

completely ignore her and use the guys as an excuse

I just wanted to hang with the guys

by .(:.. March 5, 2022

Smokey Guy

(1) AKA cigarette smoking man. WGB Spender from the X-files or any similar MIB.

(2) Any anonymous secretive government official.

Never accept a ride in a Crown Victoria from Smokey Guy. If you do FOLLOW HIM INTO THE STORE if he insists you wait in the car while he gets another pack of smoke.

by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004

basement guy

A basement guy/man is an employee of a company who often work in customer service or run the social media page. They work with a metaphorical gun to their head.

The basement guy is taking a lot of heat in the comments, but it’s not their fault. They had to submit that post because it’s their job.

by TheGaryTard May 22, 2023