Usually said after a humorous statement to introduce a serious statement.
Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.
Synonym:
But no, seriously,
Sentence structure:
a joke. All jokes aside,...serious statement.
Synonym:
But no, seriously,
by Deagocrow May 01, 2021
The person that bugs the crap out of you to get high, and bitches out after the second hit because their throat hurts from hacking a lung up during the first one.
Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore
They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Other excuses include:
-being "wayyy to hiigh already maaan!"
-not liking the taste of weed
-not feeling 'into it' anymore
They then proceed to tell other people about how much of a champ they are.
Me: Yo man i just blazed with that really cute girl that always says she wants to get high with me
You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?
Me: Yeah!
You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!
Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(
You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?
Me: Straight up.
You: That really hot one that's supposedly a huge pothead?
Me: Yeah!
You:DUDE! How was it!?! You guys musta blazed for hours!
Me: I wish man.... she bailed after two hits. She said she was wayy too high and had to go home. :(
You: Really? Man, you mean that girl's just a two toke joke?
Me: Straight up.
by A.J. Eitel February 09, 2009
1) Person 1: "Ay want to hear a huge fucking joke?"
Person 2: "No-one wants to listen to your life story."
2) We need to build a wall, or a fort, or an asylum to keep this man from seeing the light of day ever again.
Person 2: "No-one wants to listen to your life story."
2) We need to build a wall, or a fort, or an asylum to keep this man from seeing the light of day ever again.
by The One They Call Faggot June 19, 2016
by TheBurntHam November 10, 2010
by Matthew Pryce February 07, 2004
When a person says or does something jokingly only to find out it's actually true or currently happening. Most joke reality checks are 'what if' situations.
Duder 1: "Oh my god dude look out the window at that red car. Looks like my ex's huh? What if it was? That would be so weird. She doesn't even know where I live."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
Duder 2: "Holy shit dude isn't that her brother getting out of the car? That is her dude."
Duder 1: "Fuck! Are you kidding? I hope she didn't see me or my car outside."
Duder 2: "Ha ha that's funny shit. Talk about a joke reality check."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
A joke that is never funny the second time you hear it, but was extreme funny the first time you heard it. It maybe really annoying if you heard it all the time!
Person 1: Where do one legged ladies work? IHop!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
Person 2: Yeah, I have heard that before. It's a one time joke!
by MyMusicAddiction August 20, 2010