German Army Helmet

A gift you give to another person but really intend to use it or benefit from it yourself.

I got my husband a new lawn mower for Christmas, but it’s really a German army helmet. Now he’ll have to mow our lawn!

I got my roommate a German army helmet for Christmas.. the newest espresso machine! Now I don’t have to go to Starbucks anymore.

by kdawk August 04, 2018

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee

And red being the period blood

"Just had a german flag, shits painfull"(This was made in honor of a tik toker called arsenicnitrogen)

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"

by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023

German flag

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪

Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet

by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023

german hotplate

german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her

dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate

by sanxity June 11, 2019