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Car Barn

David: I just got Car Barn

(fist up your ass)

Your Mother: LMAO me too
by speice February 7, 2022
mugGet the Car Barnmug.

fart in a car

A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.
A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
by teddyyql May 23, 2016
mugGet the fart in a carmug.

Under the Car

A phrase commonly used to refer to someone who is hungry, tired or ill. Can be used to describe general mental or physical discomfort. Much like it's closely related counterpart "under the weather".

First usage took place in early 17th century England. During the Black Plague many people would be referred to as "under the buggy" or "under the horse". Evolving to present day we now use the more present term "car".

Etymology: Under, from the German word Unter or Untersglagen literally meaning the physical presence of one being underneath another object. The, from the Japanese word ザ or やその他のためにと literally meaning having the resemblance of a preword or explanatory vowel. Car, from the Catalan word cotxe meaning a form of motorized transportation.
- I don't know if I can work out today, I'm under the car.

- I'm under the car, I could really use a steak right now.
by The Real Rain Maker May 19, 2013
mugGet the Under the Carmug.

Car crusher

A useless machine that only wastes money.
Why the hell did you crush that car?! It had many good parts on it still!
Car crushers are mechanical murderers that don’t go to jail.
mugGet the Car crushermug.

Earless Cars

It’s basically when you and your mates go out on a madness kicking off the wing mirrors (normally when your drunk) of a car.
In a sentence:
Bob: “Yo Jim!”
Jim: “Wag1 Bob”
Bob: “Earless cars!”
Jim: “ohhhhhh....”
*Jim kicks off the side mirror off*
Bob: “ohhhh shit, you really did it this time Jim”
by SKTheWolf October 31, 2018
mugGet the Earless Carsmug.

Car-pressed

Being depressed about your car
Mike is car-pressed cause he's car is at the shop
by Fwtxritaa April 3, 2023
mugGet the Car-pressedmug.

Car wash

When you blow a load in someone’s face and turn around and fart in there face.
The girl had cum on her face and was plugging her nose because I gave her a car wash.
by The original Carwasher March 30, 2019
mugGet the Car washmug.

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