Mom-crush

When a woman of a certain age has a crush on a younger boy that is maternal rather than romantic or sexual.

I have a Mom-crush on Cam Newton. I want to make him a grilled cheese sandwich and tomato soup and listen to him tell me about Super Bowl practice.

by gee pom October 6, 2016

Dirty Mom

The mother of all the "Dirty" names. The Dirty Mom is reserved for only the select few who posses the upmost whit and intelligence. The Dirty Mom has three parts, investigation, identification, and execution. Every group of friends has the one friend who has the "really hot mom". The Dirty Mom requires that a friend secretly break into the "hot mom's" bedroom while she is away, and find the one personal thing(s) that belongs to her that she would be devastatingly embarrassed should anyone find it (which every woman has). Then, when the opportunity arises, bring that item(s) to her attention and bribe her into sex, under the assumption the personal item will be returned after, and that no compliance will result in her secret being revealed to the world. She must agree to the deal, and thus, execution follows. When you keep up your end up the deal, return the item after the sex, and keep your mouth shut--- you have succeeded in completing the Dirty Mom, or, the Dirty Mother.

MAN 1: Have you ever heard of anyone giving someone the Dirty Mom.

MAN 2: Nope.

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019

sugar mom

Female version of sugar daddy.

I'm Alfred, 28 years old, looking for a sugar mom who’s ready for satisfaction from a mature-minded young man.

by Firrst Naame September 23, 2018

Ur Mom

A joke either referring to your mom being obese or your mom being very hot.

"I fucked ur mom" or "Ur mom is a cow"

by yesyesindeedsir March 6, 2022

Your Mom

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

Ur Mom

A high ranking insult

Amber: "God Kayla, you are such a bitch in the mornings."

Kayla: "Well I havn't had my coffee yet fucktard so.....UR MOM."

by Kayla and Amber January 20, 2009

mom battle

When two people repeatedly say "your mom." to one another until one goes and gets their 9 to shoot the other one.

whitey #1: ur gay.
whitey #2: ur moms gay.
whitey #1: im going to get my 9.. i will be right back!
whitey #2: (yells) ur moms going to get her 9?

by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003