5 minute rule

The amount of time it takes to know if you’ll toss someone’s salad after meeting them

I would totally toss her salad… the 5 minute rule

by RensssRulesss January 22, 2022

5 minute intervals

The most annoying goddamn phrase ever that should be permanently terminated
It's typically used by people trying to save their suicidal friends

Person A: text me at 5 minute intervals or else I'm calling the cops
Person B: ugh fine.

by That genderless fucking bitch May 15, 2022

In 5 minutes

The biggest lie that we have been told by our friends

"¿When are you gonna be ready?"
"I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
*4 hours later*
"Hey im ready now"

by genericusername3 May 20, 2022

the 38 minute war

It’s when one side is clearly dominant and the other side is slowly pittering to their death

“Bro at the concert the percussion was clearly dominant over the rest of the band.”
“Kinda like the 38 minute war”
“Huh?”

by Kickolas hater December 16, 2021

10 minute rule

If you say “ if u do something than this” then In 10 minutes it’s over

“If u talk ur gay” “10 minute rule”

by Levelheadedperson December 22, 2021

pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps

yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???

by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022

business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.

"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"

by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022