Minecraft

A block game.

no minecraft

by anonymous October 20, 2021

minecraft

block.

bruh.

(minecraft)

by BraceletGodLordofCoom October 31, 2021

holden hoffman minecraft

a minecraft

oh my god its holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021

Minecraft

A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

Minecraft

The best game ever

Minecraft is worth the money

by ophpohobh September 29, 2021

Minecraft

A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

Minecraft

Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.

Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.

Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.

Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.

Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.

Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021