Mexican Cigar

When a girl lights a mans pubic hair on fire and then sucks on his asshole.

Dude That girl i was with last night gave me a Mexican Cigar.

by Booch March 31, 2008

Mexican Washcloth

The art of using a washcloth to wipe ones ass. The cloth is then placed discreetly so that another person uses the cloth during bathing without knowing where it has been.

My wife pissed me off last night, so I gave her a Mexican Washcloth. In other words I just shit in her face. So now I am not pissed off anymore.

by Dr. Daniel E. Snyder, LMF. November 30, 2004

Mexican Condom

A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.

Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.

"Dude Felecia did the Mexican condom with me, it felt awesome"

by chumpguy December 31, 2013

Mexican Mudslide

Drink made with Patron Cafe and Monster Mocha. Adding a shot of patron silver makes it a Dirty Sanchez.

Bartender make me a Mexican Mudslide, or better yet make it a Dirty Sanchez.

by Kirby68 September 11, 2016

Mexican Grannydog

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.

Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010

mexican freezeout

when in a vehicle, putting on windowlocks, then rolling the windows down in cold weather and traveling at a high rate of speed

person 1: every heard of a mexican freezeout?
person 2:.....no?
person 1: alright, check this out, dont worry its fun.

by ca25yghfgw March 11, 2008

Mexican holiday

The act of getting fucked up on tequila and weed like a Mexican, and going to work.

Tom: Hey, Lyle fucked up the expense reports for this week.

Leeroy: Well it's no surprise, he's on a Mexican holiday.

Tom: Oh yeah, he just had sex with my secretary.

by rutherford the dominator September 6, 2011