by Dr.matt165 November 20, 2021

Mario shine gets lot's of girls and and he plays too much also he likes to have sex alot and sometimes ppl the that he is slow,he just ack like that...I think he likes to play game with ppl and get on there nerves then says sorry at the end
by Infamous_mj May 12, 2018

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024

Best Friend Mario is a meaning of having a best friend that would care about you and only likes you for your food. He is also a cat.
by smh_mxa September 19, 2016

The ultimate Shrek lover, he's devotion for shrek is so strong that you can feel the force from kilometres away. He prays to shrek every night (shrek is love he says, shrek is life)
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
The legend say's that when the full moon appears in the void of the night sky and the stars are at the correct position the smell of onions overflows and the the moon becomes green. Then Mario's curse shall be broke with a final spell (This is my swamp).
by Shrek is love i say, S is life November 20, 2021

Guy 1: WHY CANT I BEAT THE FIRST LEVEL OF UNFAIR MARIO?
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
Guy 2: Come on dude. Just chill.
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAA *Throws Keyboard*
Guy 2: I told you to chill! Now look what you have done!
by ¯\_㋡_/¯ March 30, 2021

Your a Mario also know as a bitch
by Mario mj November 21, 2021
