Magic Wonka

The fucking man: name derived from Magic Johnson and Will Wonka. Name originally created by T.O.

Yo Magic Wonka, do we have fuckin chinese homework tonight

by magicwonka June 01, 2009

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Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

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magic trousers

Like Jack ups short trousers that hover above the ankles earning the name 'magic' trousers.

Dudette: HAHAHa.. look at that dudes magic trousers..
Dude: Who me?
Dudette: Aw shit..

by Searching for Pizza September 25, 2013

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magical bannana

A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.

Im the magical bannana, fuck off!!!

by swagmoneyreal May 17, 2016

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Magic failure

Similar to epic failure which is failure when success is highly probable, magic failure occurs when a process or operation that has a 100% chance of success inexplicably fails.

Person A: I do this process the same way I always do, I know it works, but for some unknown reason, it will not and there is nothing wrong.

Person B: Magic failure...

by konkakonkadudu November 05, 2011

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