When near a large pane of glass such as a patio door, preferably with an audience of any size on the opposite side, pull your junk out of your pants and slap it on the glass, smashing it as hard as you can without causing pain, and then proceed to slide back and forth on the glass, smearing your cock and balls to and fro so it changes into all kinds magical configurations. Always a favorite party trick!
The Magical Smear Ricky performed at the party was noteworthy. The different configurations of his unit were hilarious!
by RickyTodd September 19, 2009
Get the The Magical Smearmug. by Marix April 25, 2008
Get the magical bitchwadmug. Men's contraceptive pill.
Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021
Get the Magic cardsmug. by jdawd March 9, 2009
Get the magic spoonsmug. Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"
by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018
Get the Magic Saladmug. by swagmoneyreal May 17, 2016
Get the magical bannanamug.