Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.

1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.

by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022

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chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

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A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023

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