chardonnay Milf

Soccer mom who is always swilling white wine at Bridge Club, Garden Club, Book Club, Junior League and the like. Her children are merely accessories to her social life. but a MILF.

yooo look at that chardonnay Milf i gotta clap

by Dreach September 22, 2022

comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.

Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield

by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023

Milf

Mother id like to fuck
:D

You’re mother is such a milf

by MACSIMum October 16, 2021

Milf

An abbreviation for “Man I love Fortnite!”

Dude 1: Yo did you see Joes mom?
Dude 2: Yeah she’s a milf
Dude 1: A man I’d love to play Fortnite with?
Dude 2: Yeah

by DiggityBick May 22, 2022

Milf

Saige

Saige is a milf

by MerpWizard September 8, 2022

milf

hot mums (mums id like to fuck) Cate Blanchett!!!

"omg Cate Blanchett is such a milf"

by twilight.lover4ever April 29, 2021

milf

man i like frogs

look at that frog milf

by memelorddoge194301234567898654 February 13, 2023