I'm gonna kick my dog

Something one says when their upset, but not really mad, just something funny to say to relieve stress cause no one would really kick their dog.

Guy 1: " I just missed my last 10 shots, "I'm gonna kick my dog"
Guy 2: " Really your gonna go home and kick your dog?"
Guy 1: "No i'm JK".

by kaleb _ Dahlgren January 26, 2009

I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

noun-A phrase one exclaims about him or herself after saying or doing something naughty, but often the phrase is legit. Something a person with a concience would say.

OMG. I cannot believe she came out of the house wearing that hoochified outfit with her buttcheeks hanging out! That was mean for me to say though. I'm going to hell with gasoline drawers on.

by srae April 8, 2011

I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

by NonnaK March 1, 2011

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

smack smack smack. sizzle sizzle. pop. pop. none. not even one.

all the white horses in the sun, how'm i supposed to get any ridin' done.

by cicero visceria May 29, 2008

m-ai spart in doua

an expression in Romania used when something is obvious and somehow a bit dumb-funny.

In english, it means "You broke me in half".

"Dude, did you know that the orange is named liked that because it's orange?"

"M-ai spart in doua..."

by lecisama January 2, 2021

Dorian M

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Dorian is the best boyfriend you could ever have even though he gets all the women.
Dorian likes playing sports and is very active, he also likes video games and is a very good friend and loyal friend.

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by poopfartspeepoofatpoofart June 10, 2021