The best couple you'll ever meet. They're such a good couple, other couples come for advice from them. Their sex life is fantastic and so is everything else. He's too big and she's too small but they make it work. They're so funny, and can make you smile any day of the week. They're both talented musically, he drums and she sings. They can do anything they put their minds too as long as they're together.
by KaratGreenstone September 21, 2021
Get the Ian and Laurenmug. by Mardy_smarty March 9, 2021
Get the Lauren.mug. by OkKarenGirrll November 22, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. Female born in 1982. Range includes Central-Northern region of North America with rare sitings further east and west. Has been seen with groups of younger members of her species for long periods at a time. Seems to have an affinity for guacamole and trucks.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
Often seen in the company of a yellow dog/lobster.
1) Lauren Standriff was in my 5th grade science class.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
2) Is it possible for Lauren Standriff to fly an airplane while blindfolded?
3) I once saw Lauren Standriff in the Jewel buying avocados and salsa.
by The Driff February 4, 2010
Get the Lauren Standriffmug. Dirty lauren is a wonderful bumpkin at the tip of the meat. it will tingly the meat and get all the jizz in your ass whole.
by smokywokymiles kirkwood January 24, 2025
Get the dirty laurenmug. Typically smells like ranch dressing unless you get her on a good day. She will often braid her hair with old potatoes and sniffs peoples buttholes on a whim. Cannot do anything except itch herself and breakout in hives.
by Dr. Cool with an H December 11, 2021
Get the Laurenmug. by RenTheGoat August 11, 2023
Get the Laurenmug.