Creamy Substances from your underage lover

When Alana takes Noah b's "gooch" at the homless shelter

noah b: hey alana! come and give me some of that plump thigh treatment

noah b: let your juices flow from your cheeks onto my crotch

alana: yes daddy.....give me your pink suculant crack money

random homeless man in the corner of the room (michael): Hey babies!!! Creamy Substances from your underage lover is my favorite homless meal.....

by Mr. crotch tickler (noah b) December 13, 2023

Peanut Butter Lover

Another name for trailer trash in the hills of Tennessee who love to tug on ears of humans and dogs to encourage them to lick the peanut butter.

Come on Banger you peanut butter lover let me pull yo ears tween my legs. Slurp, Slurp.

by Sharika M. Goldstein October 3, 2009

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

meat lovers phase

When a currently straight man used to sexually experiment with other men.

Link: “I had a meat lovers phase”
Rhett: “Is that a euphemism?”

by KittyGum May 27, 2024

Lover

1. the music industry {Taylor Alison Swift}'s seventh studio album
2. an amazing song

I just listened to Lover last night and it totally changed my life

by ilovelover13 April 22, 2023

octobers lover

October lover is a time when you fall inlove in october with a guy and you guys date for a week in november until he leaves you(because he feels too young to be dating but wants he still says he wants you), but you guys decide to stay friends and he starts to be dry and keeps leaving you on opened and delivered, and then one day he plays Fortnite with a random girl and you friends have enough of it and pressure you into blocking him but you didnt block him on one app just to give him a chance plus you wrote him a very long text on how you dont get if he wants to talk to me or not and he says yes then a few hours later you say '' post yo bereal'' ( bcs your the one who said to download it for him and you always remind him to do so) but now your siting 11 days on delivered... and you reply to one of his snaps that he shows his spotify wrapped ( sent to everyone) and he leaves u on opened..

girl 1: yo i just found my octobers lover
girl 2: run, just run.

by leahhatesyou November 30, 2023

ambien butt lover

Ambien butt lover describes the amnestic response of one consuming ambien prior to anal sexual intercourse for the first time without cognitive knowledge.

My girl took ambien and became my ambien butt lover. She didn't remember it.

by Ambienbuttlover September 17, 2017