clifton lobster

A hot dog. Generally considered widely accessible throughout the world, the hot dog is a delicacy in Clifton Heights, PA, as even the most affluent Clifton Heights’ residents lack the class or funds to afford a hot dog on a daily basis, much like a lobster for average, normal Americans.

What did you guys do for your wedding anniversary last night?

“We went to Mary’s for Wolf Killers and Clifton Lobsters.”

by delcodelco July 24, 2019

Sodomy Lobotomy

When one puts something so far up their arse that it hits the brain.

"Janice told me today that she wants try a sodomy lobotomy with the family broom."

by _Spooky_ January 22, 2020

Potato Lobster

A red pickle shaped lobster, resembling a strawberry with arms.

I could really go for a Potato Lobster right now.

by bad_artists April 9, 2020

Louisville Lobster Boil

The congregation of more than 6 obese naked women in a hot tub. Not to be confused with a Charleston Clam bake, which includes 3-6 of said women.

I thought my vacation was already bad enough after seeing that Charleston Clam Bake, until I walked in on a Louisville Lobster Boil. Shit smelled awful. I threw up in my mouth.

by Khimp April 17, 2020

mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)

Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?

by moonbay21 July 25, 2020

dirty lobba

When you’re rambunctiously pumping you’re bride and you’re about to blow your Fanta spider inside her and then you shit yourself.

How was last night lobby? Good and bad mate let me tell ya...

Well it started off well, then I went and did a dirty lobba didn’t I... fuck mate, that explains the shower at 2am!! Yup...

by Plugga’s plug September 2, 2020

cyber lobotomy

A lobomoty performed by satilights.

Hey i just got my cyber lobotomy, you should get one too.

by Irdjk June 20, 2021