jordan doll

Jordan Doll is the best person I know. He's so sweet, loving, and has the biggest heart. He's very modest and has big muscles! He's so hard working and is always prepared for what life throws at him. He's there when I need him, to help me and support me. I couldn't imagine my life without him. He is my best friend, my partner, my husband. I love him.
I went to the gym today and seen a massive guy, it had to be Jordan Doll!
by EDoll2 June 04, 2017
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Jordan Poythress

That nigga Jordan Poythress is a midget
by Yurl Tarded June 15, 2020
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jordan gamage

that's jordan gamage
by the boys and men June 21, 2023
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pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.
That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.
by TY365247 July 14, 2011
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Jordan The Nigger

The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams, commonly abbreviated as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command.
"Fuck that bitch ass nigger Jordan Brumsy." He is Jordan The Nigger
by CrackHeadSteven March 29, 2019
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Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.
*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.
by UrKing91 November 10, 2019
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Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.
You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.
by MC WURD October 08, 2016
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