jordan 1

A shoe that released in 1985 by Michael Jordan Also is now one of the best selling shoes

Person: yo bro I got myself a pair of Jordan 1’s
Person 2: nicee what pair u got?
Person: Chicago’s bro I bought them off stock x

by Anti$ocial August 8, 2021

Michael Jordan

The most fucking overrated player of all-time. People talk about him as if he was their daddy.

*LeBron attempting a one legged fadeway with his left hand with 5 defenders over him 50 feet from the basket because the shot is winding down* Damn, look at LeBron! Michael Jordan could do that in his sleep.

by UrKing91 November 10, 2019

pulling a jordan

When you fail in such a massive way that it can't be measured on the normal scale of failure.

That guy tries so hard, but when it counts he's always pulling a jordan.

by TY365247 July 13, 2011

Jordan The Nigger

The United States Navy Sea, Air, and Land Teams, commonly abbreviated as Navy SEALs, are the U.S. Navy's primary special operations force and a component of the Naval Special Warfare Command.

"Fuck that bitch ass nigger Jordan Brumsy." He is Jordan The Nigger

by CrackHeadSteven March 29, 2019

Jordan Paris

Horse-toothed Australia's Got Talent auditionee and joke theif.

"Come on, Australia, ya know this one!" Yeah we know it, Jordan Paris, we know it because we heard it already!

by Lassoon August 23, 2011

Gay Jordan

A gay white dude that wears Jordan cloths and has short hair and a huge fore head . He always goes on monkey and talks shit to niggers .

Gay Jordan is what represents you!

by Gay ass jordan December 11, 2019

Isaac Jordan

Isaac Jordan , he is the funniest , most handsome , and kind person you’ll ever meet, he loves to make people happy and laugh , as well as having a very cheeky side. All he wants is a girlfriend that he can please , with personality and his huge fucking dick. If you ever meet an Isaac Jordan be sure to talk to him , he’ll love to talk with you about anything. All most every other girl I know thinks he’s hot and cute and secretly would love to be his gf. More than anything , Isaac J will be the best boyfriend ever, he’ll watch movies , cuddle , and please a girl in every way he can , he may seem not as good as the other boys but trust , he is the most loving , loyal , and funniest of them all , and if you find yourself an Isaac Jordan , be sure to be with him and get him before someone else snatches him up !

Did you see Isaac Jordan ?

Yeh I wish he was my BF !!
Why’s that ?
Um what ? He’s Isaac Jordan

by Findingthebestboys February 9, 2019