clock pimpin

Chilling at work Making easy money Sitting on your Ass getting paid$$$ for doing Nothing

Pimping your Job and Not getting Pimped
Aye Mane I been at work allday Clock pimpin I gotta get them New Jordans
by Straight Gangsta '86 November 25, 2019
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Cumbrian Alarm Clock

Waking a sleeping bed fellow with anal sex.
She was rudely awakened by Chris’s Cumbrian Alarm Clock.
by ChrisOl May 06, 2021
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Cluck Clock

When you are gagging for a beer or a line and your internal clock starts ticking. Usually around 2pm on a Friday.
Fuck me Barry, the Cluck Clock has started. Get me to the boozer, no more work is getting done today.
by TARMAC LTD November 25, 2020
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rearrange your clock

When my Grandma Sharon kicks your ass.
If you don't knock that shit off I'm going to rearrange your clock.
by Watson00 December 02, 2015
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Hoe o' clock

The time of day where a gentleman or a woman stops all other activity to tend to his or her hoes through various social media platforms, mostly snapchat. The most common hoe o' clock is at 11 pm but can vary greatly. It often interferes with a mans gaming schedule since a man cannot snap hoes with a headset on.
Oh wow would you look at that, it´s Hoe o' clock, time to stop gaming and tend after my hoes!
by Hi Im fat May 23, 2020
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the hands make the clock

a phrase with a double meaning.

1. the creator is the one who shapes the creation to be what it is.

2. some things are just necessary and everything else isn't.
"you did really well on that test!" "oh, thank you, professor! the hands make the clock, as they say!"
by krissalamander February 20, 2025
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Clocked

Used when someone has undeniably won something. This something is usually limited to a few things, such as arguments.
For example, when you're having an argument and you undeniably have beaten the other person in the debate you would say "I clocked that bitch"
by luckuso January 13, 2025
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