Hard Heil

When a man shaves his pubic hair like Hitler's mustache and shouts "Sieg Heil!" while having an erection.

"My girlfriend Anne was being quite frank me, so I gave her a Hard Heil."

by YoloSwagKony2012 October 8, 2014

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"

You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend

by Frqnklin November 13, 2022

Tess Harding

A character from WB/UPN's "Roswell".Tess's character is portrayed by Emile De Ravin.She was raised by Nasedo, the "Royal Four" aliens' protector. Tess has the power of “Mind Warping” which is a form of mind control, making people see what's not there.

In the episode "Departure", it was discovered that Tess ended up killing human Alex Whitman in her pursuit of decoding the “destiny book”, overusing her mindwarping powers which turned Alex's mind to mush, which killed him. She had got pregnant by Max and fled Earth once found out her treachery.

In the episode "Four Aliens And A Baby" it is discovered that Tess gave birth at her home planet,returned to earth, and by the near end of the episode, she blew herself up to sacrifice herself for her son and the other alien hybrids' (Max, Isabel & Michael) safety.

Tess has a New York duplicate named "Ava"

Me: "Did you watch the Roswell episode 'Departure' last night?"
You: "Oh yes!"
Me:"I wasn't expecting Tess Harding to be the alien who killed Alex!"
You: "In agreement!"

by Lissy85 July 12, 2009

Hard Money

When you getting hard money! You working hard for yo Money!!

Yo Ya boy G ZedZ is going ape shit bro!

Ya cuz that’s what we do, we ain’t getting nuttin but hard money! All I do is shit, eat and breath goddam hard money!!

by Bruce CoKane June 4, 2019