Governor Murphy

That dude that is governor in New Jersey.

Governor Murphy, the name that has to right to be yelled out every second by New Jersey kids

by notanewjerseykid January 25, 2022

Governmental nonsense

Nonsense as it pertains to governments or any sort of rule/policy makers/deciders.

I had to make an email address to add this definition, that’s governmental nonsense.

by Just another rando December 24, 2021

glove guilt

when you're working with sensitive materials (chemistry, food prep, biohzards, etc.) and you repeatedly fuck up when putting on/using your disposable gloves so that you go through half a box in 5 minutes and you feel guilty about wasting resources

"there would always be some residue that would sublime its way through the tape and so it would get on your gloves, and then your gloves would smell like it until you replace them, and after you replace your gloves like five times, you feel a bit of glove guilt, so this is another really annoying stupid compound"

- That Chemist, "Which chemical do I hate the most," 14:01

by k992 September 26, 2023

Silvah Glove

Person who attempts to be like Micheal Jackson

He a silvah glove, fo' shizzle.

by MJs#1Fan August 4, 2003

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

Chocolate Glove

To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.

Hey, I fisted Jane the other day and she gave me a disgusting chocolate glove

by S-Star April 5, 2015

jacob glover

A bitch ass nigga who doesnt do shit but stays in the house an beats off to girls toes, likes allot of fat females and never lives up to what he says

You see that jacob glover over there
Yea he is a faggot

by Jacob glover May 15, 2016