green masturbation

Green Masturbation is the act of wanking and then cleaning yourself up with a rag, rather than using paper tissues, thus preventing deforestation.

Green Masturbation will save the world! :D

by Keatonguy May 10, 2008

Green Day

A pop-punk band that became extremely popular with the release of their third album,'Dookie', which was released in 1994 and sold over 10 million records.Green Day revived their popularity in 2004 with their critically acclaimed album,American Idiot.This album proved controversial with fans because Green day garnered many new fans that never knew who they were until this album was released.Although to this day 'Dookie' still remains the highest selling Green Day album and a favorite of most fans.

Poser: ZoMg Green Day is teh suxxors!!!!111 Tey sold out!!1No 1 new green day untilll AMerican idiot!!11

Man with a brain: No they didn't.They just became popular agian like they were in the 90's.And American Idiot is not even their best-selling album.

by Jonmad September 16, 2008

Green Country

Northeastern Oklahoma; also commonly referred to as "the 918."

"Where the hell is Green Country?"
"Oklahoma, you idiot."

by She Is Just a Glitch February 7, 2009

shekel greene

when fuckface Eric Trump attempts comedy.

on his anti-semitic Shekel Greene tour Eric "I'm gummy dammit" Trump said "Bob Woodward's desperate to earn 3 extra shekels with his book 'Fear'." Twitter immediately sent Eric to his room with no supper.

by Uncle Joosie September 13, 2018

green leaf

another way of saying marijuana

hey give me some of that green leaf

by Koolaid720 October 3, 2011

Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".

"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."

by Snusnu December 21, 2009

green socks

having weed in your socks

Dude 1: Yo how did you get the weed from NYC to DC?

Dude 2: I flew with green socks dude.

by greensmoke147 January 9, 2010