Grass

Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.

"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Snake in the Grass

When you're getting head and you stuck your dick in the girls hair and play around in it.

At Stacy's house, Johnny put his his snake in the grass while getting a bj.

by Bfientvksmd January 5, 2017

grass in the pocket

An elegant form of mosh dancing that consist of hunching over, and aggressively picking grass up with your hands.... and proceeding to place said grass in your pockets.

Hey dude, I saw you doin the grass in the pocket at the show the other night.. stellar performance!

by Mojojo123 July 20, 2020

Grass

Something that minecraft, gacha, countryhumans, countryballs, Harry Potter, kpop, roblox and any other fandom's Rule 34 creators/ enjoyers need to touch

E.g 1
Limp dick Tim: god, minecraft porn is hella good

Big cocked chad: go touch some grass.

E.g 2
Child: Gacha heat and Roblox heat are so good!

Chad: kid. Go gracefully wipe your hand on that green grass and get off your moms crusty iPad.

by I_seriously_need_a_life February 20, 2023

Grass

The meaning of this strange phenomenon is a sharp and green plant which you have never seen.

Grass:where's the toilets
Other cow: 6

by Expiredwaterfrommysaliva April 24, 2025

Grass

Short vegetation that grows over large areas, usually green. Grass may vary in lenth, texture, width, and color. Most areas in front of a home are covered with grass. Unheard of by mcyt Twitter.

Hey are you okay? You’ve been crying about minecraft block men again.. let’s go outside and touch some grass, yeah?

by sorrybutnotsorry January 8, 2021

Grass

Grass is a type of plant that has narrow leaves and grows from the base. It is commonly used to cover the ground in lawns and other areas. Grass obtains water from its roots in the ground and is typically green in color. Grasses belong to the family Poaceae, but the term can also include sedges and rushes. These plants have adapted to a similar lifestyle despite not being closely related. Grasses have various uses, including as food, drink, pasture for livestock, and materials for construction and clothing. Some grasses can grow very tall, while others can thrive in extreme climates. Grass is an important food source for many animals and helps prevent erosion. People have been using grasses for various purposes for thousands of years, including for food, building materials, and fuel. Now that you read this much about grass, you should probably touch some..

Jon: "Hey Garfield, have you touched grass?"
Garfield: "i love skibidi toilet ohio rizz zamn she's 12?! gyatt 69420 grimace shake sigma mewing streak fanum tax kai cenat bro got negative infinity morbin chill bill pizza tower barbenheimer bro got that nathaniel b ahh griddy bro Skibidi gyatt rizz only in ohio duke dennis did you pray today metal pipe falling i like yo cut g"
Jon: "nvm i know you haven't touched grass.."

by TheTurkeeFlee March 5, 2024