Gooched

Gooched or being gooched is where a male with a sweaty gooch wipes his hand all around that area then slaps someone with the hand full of gooch sweat.

man 1:wow dawg, yall just got gooched..
man 2:Aah shit man, it stinks.
man 1:unlucky man
man2:i think ima die:s

by xDiown( |x April 15, 2009

Gooch Pickle

A person, similar to Twat Box, who consistently gets on one's neves and can be called no other name besides this one. Gooch references the perenium and pickle is just pickle.

Damn, Do you always have to be such a Gooch Pickle?...

by yasdniL nworB July 14, 2009

gooch jk

is most commonly know as the definition of:
Gay of all gays,Fairy,Flamer,man-woman,turd Burglar,Stool Pusher, Dyke,Homo ,Queer,Fruit,Swish,Butt Boy!brownie bandit.
and also the gooch:
skin connecting the scrotum and testes to the poop chute.
noob guitarists have verrrryyyy sweaty goochs!

Gooch jk I think you need to get deodorant for your gooch, it always sweats profusley,

by ch555 November 15, 2009

Gooch

a funny name for a vagina. can also be used for comedic effect for any genitalia. usually shouted.

tash: your a gooch!
danny: *goes to grab tash's gooch* GOOCH!

by dddd04 December 7, 2009

Gooch Taunting

When you spill a beverage on your shirt

My mom always yells at me for gooch taunting my new shirts.

by SaverOfHumens March 24, 2010

goochenbaum

a loser that is obsessed with school and gooches; ajewish version of a gooch

stop studying for buff's quiz goochenbaum

by MK is gay June 10, 2010

gloshbag

glosh·bag
   gloɒʃ-bag

–noun
1.
the rucksack to which the douchenozzle is fastened.
2.
a person or animal whose character and/or mannerisms place them in a category that is beyond typical douchedom.

Origin:
early 2011; < German gläuche bäg >

Although Mike's consumption of potassium rich bananas is health conscious, the way in which he consumes an entire bunch in one sitting qualifies him as a veritable gloshbag.

by Hälläfäx October 15, 2011