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Goblins Threesome

A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.
Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!
by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023
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goblin face

When someone is so ugly they look like a fantasy creature out of this world
Person 1: Hey, goblin face!
Person 2: Don't call me that, Im not that ugly.
Person 1: yeah right! Only a goblin mother could love that face.
by dfgjdfpgjdfo February 23, 2017
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Meta-goblin

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 13, 2021
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cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin
by mollymuncherr June 26, 2023
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Crotch Goblin

The Crotch Goblin is usually a dog. These creatures love to sniff there and have no shame in doing so. It you have anything to hide don't hide it down there, atleast around a Crotch Goblin.
"Hey Jeffery! You got the food for this party?"
"Yeah dude! Wait! The dog is coming, let me hide the snacks in my pants."
"DUDE! JEFFERY! IT'S A CROTCH GOBLIN!"

"OH NOO!"
*SNIFF*
by Unknown Cinnamon November 18, 2023
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Shit goblin

A school rumor in a californian school (Berdu) where a man was caught eaten shit in the bathroom after school during the after school programs the shit goblins name is Nick hamerage and he was supposedly suspended at school after due to the amount of shit he took from the school bathrooms
Whats up n- shit goblin!!! "Shut the fuck up or ill eat your shit too" :)
by Amongusly September 20, 2021
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Prompt Goblin

A person who constantly uses ChatGPT or AI
Aaron is such a prompt goblin, he would never pass this course without ChatGPT
by Lantzelot September 1, 2025
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