Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"

Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!

by joeydip005 April 21, 2010

Getting Neck

To get a really good blow job

Yvettte open my zipper in the car. She pulled my dick out and I was getting neck during traffic

by red2269 May 25, 2009

Get off

Detroit slang. It means to achieve a certain accomplishment in a fantastic display.

Guy: Yo u see Big Re dropped 100K on a rose gold??

Guy #2: Daaaaaaamn I’m sick he tryna get off like that!

by FeezyBambino July 25, 2018

get a life

An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.

Usually addressed to people in complete unawareness of their actual level of sociability.

Why do you want me to give an example? Like seriously. Get a life and leave me alone.

by Insert Nickname Here June 22, 2010

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

get ordered

Just as a dish is removed from a menu card if it is not ordered, people can be excluded from society. To point out such happening one can use "get ordered" to let a person know before it's too late.

Stupid Kid: "Man, I really like Fortnite!"
Concerned Parent: "GET ORDERED!"

by Innisvysom June 2, 2023

Get Will Smithed

When you’re going to slap the sh*t out of someone

Chris Rock been pissing me off bro, he’s gunna get Will Smithed

by corndog5 March 28, 2022