friend ghosted

When you're friends with someone and they suddenly stop talking to you.

Dude I got friend ghosted wtf

by SomeGodDammedRandom December 3, 2017

Friend zone

A term butthurt men use when they realize the girl they like is not attracted to them and never will be. They think because they were nice, she owes them sexual favors. When being nice is really just a common thing expected out of most people. Most of them are "nice guys" or incels. If the woman already has a boyfriend, they go on to cut her down and accuse her of liking bad boys. Though most fail to realize this, their desperation is probably the real reason they repel women.

Desperate loser: All you women are the same! You friend zone the nice guys like me and go for the bad boys instead! Screw you, bitch.
Confused girl: Because you really seem "nice"..

by Lalareal May 3, 2018

Friend-Maker

When a dumbass that has been rejected by their old highschool friends, go off to another town and create Facebook accounts to befriend to spite the people back home and prove that her/himself is actually cool and can make friends. This is often the result of tremendous bullying or just being a retard that no one respect. Often escalates to the dumb ass creating a fake abnormally hot girlfriend.

Billy Bob is now friends with Tits Mcgee.

Billy Bob says: hey baby you finally got Facebook? I completely love you and I can't wait to meet all your other hot friends that we have ridiculous orgies with.

~Friend-Maker

by Userr May 18, 2010

Friend Zone

The Quickest way a woman to turn their guy friend gay

Man1: He used to be a blast to party with
Man2: Yeah to bad he got friend zoned and went gay.

by Drail9 April 17, 2009

friend privilege

The granting of sex privileges to a friend.

Ref: Doonesbury cartoon strip 07/21/06

Carol gave me friend privilege. I'm going to have some geat times with her from now on.

by Carol K July 22, 2006

Friend Zone

The state of being a virginal, whiny manchild who believes a woman owes him sex simply because he is nice to her. This often leads to posting long e/n threads on the internet about specific women being "vapid cunts" because they'd rather have sex with someone they're actually sexually attracted to. A manchild who believes he has been "friend zoned" rarely recognizes his own faults, and instead assumes that all women are just attracted to "assholes."

"I helped Rebecca with her research project and then I invited her to play Super Smash Bros, but the vapid cunt told me she had to leave because she was going on a date with Matt. That asshole doesn't even respect women. She totally put me in the friend zone. Maybe if I continue to be nice to her she'll eventually let me have unfulfilling sex with her."

by Cosmic Snake May 15, 2014

[friend control]

an awesome friend in your life to point out the fucking losers in your life that are clingy, needy people who have nothing better to do than to try and mimic everything that all of their other friends are doing!

friend 1: "i am going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding when i walk down the aile"
crazy friend: "i am soooo going to play "forever and ever" at my wedding too!"
friend control aka normal person: "omg, she is copying everything u do! you GOTTA lose this loser!"

by boogirl January 18, 2009