slush friend

A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.

Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.

Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying

by Slushfriend June 5, 2016

friend of dan

A discrete way to refer to a male homosexual

You can tell Gary is obviously a Friend of Dan by how he dresses and acts !

by Snoop Legend May 15, 2016

Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021

Facebook "Friend"

A person you have met once, goes to your school or has a close relationship with you.
Most Facebook friends are people you aren't really friends with and are just people who go to your school and you've found by typing in school name and adding everyone as a "friend".
If you have 600+ Facebook friends, seriously, think about removing some.
Some bitchy sluttish girls tell you every day you need to improve Facebook friend numbers to make you more popular, especially if you are a boy.

Wow! I have 572 friends! Wait, who the f*ck is (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah, they go to my school! What about (INSERT NAME)? Oh yeah! I met them once in the shopping mall! Oooh! Someone I know through Dad! I'll add them as a Facebook "Friend".

by Alexander_Banks November 16, 2011

Fein Friend

A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart

Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend

by Megatron1108 July 14, 2023

That one friend

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?

by Byestone June 28, 2020

a friend of mara

Queers (mostly lesbians) ask if you are a friend of mara when they want to know if you are queer as well.
Long time ago they used 'friends of Dorothy' but the crew-ra brought this back again:)

Lesbian: hey. I've been wondering if.. if you are a friend of mara..?
Pan: heck yes I am ;) are you?
Lesbian: definitely.

by SomeAlienKid August 1, 2020