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fantasy football

The act of inserting your clitterous into a man's penis whole while prying the penis whole open with chopsticks. This is all occurring during a fantasy football draft.
Man: Hey, can we fantasy football tonight?
Woman: Depends on when the draft is.
by Myqe the Rappist September 3, 2018
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Carmel Football

Carmel (NY) football is mostly known for their rivalry with The Mahopac Indians. Even though their rivalry is one sided most of the time with the Carmel Rams winning every year, they’re known for choking really f*cking hard in the playoffs against any team. All Carmel coaches are known well for their success. With their head coach obsessing over a Peanut Butter and Jelly, he is also talking about how his “weather machine” is on and well. The Rams are always mostly successful every year but they’re just known for choking on their coaches cocks and in the playoffs. Also they’re known for their insane fan section the “Carmel Crazies” as one of the most rowdy groups of them all but very disrespectful and annoying at times.
Coach: You know what week it is? PAC WEEK!
Player: Damn now I know how awesome it is to be in Carmel Football. (Not knowing that this week for practice is the most hell you can physically do in just a week)
by JamJizzJoe October 14, 2018
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Fantasy Football

A online game where you pick football players to be on your team and your team's success depends on them.
Because Jack plays fantasy football, he is more interested in the NFL.
by hanalele alliter December 23, 2018
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Tennessee Football

Tennessee Football is the true meaning of losing, terrible qb protection, and a qb that waits 10 years to throw an incomplete pass.
When i record losing games i record tennessee football
by lifemeegan October 2, 2019
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Pitt Football

Complete trash. Garbage team, University, and fanbase.
The shit I took yesterday had more potential than Pitt Football
by YourDeadMom27 December 15, 2019
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Gilbert Football

A team that will come on to your home field, kick your ass and then take your cheerleaders back home with them a fuck them harder than you ever could.
Damn my girl went with this Gilbert Football player last night and now she won’t call me back.
by Chad Leaphart November 16, 2020
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Lesbian Football Game

When a football game has all offense and NO D.
This is a lesbian football game because there is absolutely NO D at all!
by Dr. Biggs December 31, 2020
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