little fingered

1) To be manipulated by an older man, whose ultimate goal is to sleep with you.

2) To be tricked or deceived

Jane didn't realize she was being little fingered by her dad's best friend when he offered her the baby sitting job.

by Shawnyman11988 September 5, 2017

yellow finger infection

A case of paronychia an infection of the tissue folds around the nails. Usually the adjacent tissue is painful, red, and swollen. There may be pus which is usually yellow hence the name.

The yellow finger infection is often painful and disgusting to deal with.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 24, 2017

Witches finger

A crooked blunt.

Jimmy rolled a witches finger.

by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

bill fingered

When someone wins fame for something you've created.

-I created that story all by myself and he got the credits for it.
-You were Bill Fingered.

by LordWolf January 27, 2018

Slip Finger

The digit you try to slip in your girl’s booty hole during vaginal intercourse. It either gets a welcome greeting or a mad dash for the exit.

I gave Rachel the old slip finger last night. Well that ended everything.

I took my changes with the slip finger on Cathy last night and she took two knuckles.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

Chocolate Finger Puppet

When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.

Male
Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!

Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.

by Chocolate Finger Puppet July 16, 2019

sober filter

A feeling of intermediate drunkenness where you can cycle out your sobriety and drunkenness mindsets at will. Switch from one to the other whenever you want. Still able to satisfyingly make smart executive decisions and maintain control when your sobriety is needed crucially.

Person 1: How is that guy still leading here us at Emily's place? All of us are drunk out of our minds like him but he keeps moving us forward. He's something else
Person 2: Ahh must be his sober filter special ability. He's the leader we need.

by Mr. Unconditional Love October 18, 2019