Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

by Jennifred July 19, 2023

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Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

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Southern (North America) slang for the blackened souls of one's bare feet - dirty feet. Its name comes stems from lower class Americans walking the streets of Coolidge Texas barefoot. Often those seen can be without any teeth walking barefoot down a rock roads.

Look at her feet! She definitely has Coolidge feet.

by Theonewholovesfarts July 20, 2023

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