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v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.
Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?
by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011
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Earth Defense Force

A game where you kill Ants, Spiders, Wasps, And ticks. You also can destroy, Buildings, And cars. You play as an EDF Troop. Taking back earth from a new alien lifeform. Called, Ravagers. Your mission is to destroy the mothership. You battle through Gunships, UFOs, Carrier's, Ants, Spiders, Wasps, Ticks, Metal Ants, Metal Spiders, Hectors, Exploding Tick Spiders, And A Queen Ant. There are 3 difficulties, Normal, Hard, And Inferno.
Person 1: Wow nice call of duty ripoff.

Person 2 And 3: It's not a call of duty ripoff, It's a game called Earth Defense Force.
by Rest In Bork March 22, 2017
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Forced

When taking into a sexual act when you enjoy being forced to please you partner
I love being forced by my master
by What a emo October 26, 2017
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White Forest

Nickname for Wake Forest University because 96% of students self-identify as Caucasian.
Wake Forest University is whiter than Minnesota, and that's saying something.
by Student-Athlete April 21, 2005
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air force

1. The branch of the service the Army, Navy and Marines wished they would've joined, after failing to read the fine print on their paperwork or failing to ask others which branch of the service is the best to go into.

2. The one branch of the military that has the best retention rates because they spend more on their troops, then ask for more for ammo and weapons, whereas the Army and the Marines is more about spending more on ammo and weapons and could give two shits less about their troops.

3. The "aerospace" branch that goes in and bombs the hell out of the area where the enemy is at, before the Marines go in and finish the rest, now that their job is easier.

4. The Army and the Marines rely on the Air Force to take them to combat zones.

5. The only branch with too many people in that the Air Force is paying for officers for early seperation and is offering enlisted an open door policy to early seperation....and because the Army is hurting for recruits, they've also offered a "blue to green" program where you can go directly from being Air Force to Army.
"I wished I would've joined the Air Force....they actually treat their troops with respect. The morale is higher than other branches of the service.....and their retention rates are the best too. No wonder it's so hard to keep troops in the other branches of the service."
by Tha_Dawg October 20, 2006
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Lake Forest

I have lived in LF my whole life and i currently go to the wealthy, beautiful, smart, Lake Forest High School.

Lake Forest is a very wealthy white christian suburb located along Lake Michigan in the north shore of Chicago. The residents have more money than they know what to do with. Majority own multiple homes and at least one boat. Their children attend Lake Forest High School, one of the top three best high schools in Illinois. Not to mention one of the filthiest rich schools in the country, even though the whole school consists of about 2,000 very affluent, rich, wealthy, spoiled, BEAUTIFUL kids. For a reference to the outsiders, Lake Forest is the Greenwich or Orange County of the Midwest.
Lake Forest kids are too good for anything costing less than 200 dollars, and thats only clothes wise.

Most everyone in lake forest belongs to at least one country club, i belong to Exmoor, some others are Onwentsia CC, North Shore CC, Indian Hill CC, Lake Forest CC, Medina, Royal Melbourne, and many more
by richbeyondbelief12 November 19, 2006
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Rain Forest

The vagina of a female mammal that never showers or shaves.

Words to debcribe: swetty, fishy, rotten, extremely hairy, sticky, putrid smelling, organism infested area around the pubic and vaginal area.
"Bro don't even talk about her pussy. With her lack of personal hygiene, that shit must be like a fuckin Rain Forest."
by ImScubaSteveBitch December 7, 2012
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