Football

Brown, smelly waste that comes from your butt. Most commonly taken in the morning. Also known as a poop.

I have to take a football.

by Best Cuts May 20, 2018

Football

This long, brown, round, nice, ball.

I love touching footballs

by daddyhacker2019 September 22, 2023

Football

The best sport ever.

Let’s go and play some football!
Wanna play football?

by Quinn2772 April 20, 2022

Football

Laying on a field "crying" half the time.

OMG!! Football is a girly sport, man.

by Aguyontheinternet23 January 27, 2017

Football

A sports game that my classmates won't stop fighting about.

you wanna play football?

by thenumberonedefintionsinfake June 01, 2023

Football

The first time I ever disappointed my parents.

"For Christ's sake, son! That's not how you play football!"

by CuteBoy56 June 15, 2019

Football

Football= A game played for 90 mins with 22 men which, in the end Bruno Fernandes either assists or scores a goal

It's called football i don't know why American's call it the S word

by Marcus Looth January 01, 2021