flaturrhea

flatulence with unexpected diarrhea, requiring a change of pants

I thought it was just flatulence, but it turned out to be a messy case of flaturrhea

by ttmmtt November 29, 2007

Flatchgasm

When your giving it to your girl hard and you bust ass just as you pull out and spray your load.

OMG you guys I was banging my girl on the top bunk of the trailer and I totally had a flatchgasm! I thought she was going to Ralph as she rolled off the bed and ran away. Fucking great.

by DEEZ123 January 28, 2017

All Flats

An order of chicken wings which is comprised exclusively of the "flat" pieces of a chicken wing.

Restaurant staff are often annoyed when patrons order "all flats", especially on busy nights.

by WavesofSound88 May 24, 2017

flatcest

The act of having sex with your flatmate, even though you know this may be inadvisable given that you have to live together afterwards.

"I walked into Rachael's room and she was in bed with John! They totally committed flatcest last night!"

by possessed July 23, 2007

Flathead Craig

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.

That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad

by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

Dick Flattening

Dick Flattening refers to a type of cock and ball torture which involves flattening one's penis via placing it between two flat surfaces and applying pressure to it.

- Babe! It's 4pm, time for your dick flattening!
- Yes honey.

by dbgrd April 30, 2021

Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act

Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!

by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009