Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 June 10, 2011

old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

im flapping my wings

something that rapper nelly said so that he could se gurls get low and kick them over , obiously exposing them and makin them easier to screw

i thaugh i told u to flap ur wings woman!!!!!

by robin November 1, 2004

pork chop piss flaps

pussy

Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop piss flaps. I swear to Jehub that my pork chop piss flaps were on fire. I love my piss flaps.

by Jehub October 17, 2003

ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.

"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"

by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

meat flap A.K.A. (The Slinky)

the essence of the meat flap can be defined in severl distinct ways.
N) meat flap- when a females asshole has been punished by mandingo too many thousand times, leaving her with that little piece of skin sagging down out of her well used orfus.

n) meat flap- (Mrs. Mooseknuckle)
a females extra extra large clit. which in many cases could easily be mistaken for a penis. can be seen in any of your run of the mill strip clubs

while on stage the well worn stripper played with her meat flap and turned around and winked (waved) at me with her other meat flap. she was the rare find of the double flapper.

by balls to tha wall July 30, 2004