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Weekend Fever

A bad case of the "Mondays" when you don't feel like working and you still feel hungover with tiredness and lack of motivation.
After having three days off, I have a bad case of Weekend Fever as I can't dive into my work.
by LA Bee September 7, 2010
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green fever

green fever: when your friend can't handle his weed and pukes to try and come down.
Kid: dude rip this bong.
Pussy: Just looking at the bong makes me gag *blauauaugh*
Kid: lmao, you got green fever. fuckin pussy
by catsmasher45 March 8, 2018
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Pink Box Fever

A common problem faced by frequent posters on facebook. After posting too often a pink box appears telling you to slow down when in reality they have already stopped you from posting
oh man i have Pink Box Fever again.
by OLDGREGG6168 January 13, 2009
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Brown bag fever

Essentially a more widely accepted term for a hangover; one may come down with the "Brown bag fever" only after a night of drinking, hence the term 'brown bag' was coined refering to the brown bag that is placed over alcohol when purchased at a liqour store and 'fever' to refer to the sick, nearly fever-ish feeling one gets from drinking too much.
Boss: Why were you sleeping at your desk this morning?

Employee: Sorry, I just have a case of the "Brown bag fever"
by ClassyGent18 April 27, 2008
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Beiber Fever

The love of homosexual teen singer. Often like rabies: very contagious.
Screaming for no reason. Shouting I have got the Beiber Fever
by Finnegab February 20, 2011
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fever of the anus gland

fever of the anus gland is one of the up most dangerous diseases in existence.

think of hiroshima of the anus. times 10, the subtract 5 and add 39. thats how bad it is.

there is no known cure, but someday, some blissfull and painless day, there will be.

there are 5 symptoms:

1) uncontrollable laughter
2) pooping a little in your pants
3) face aches
4) people thinking your dilerious
5)... the unspeakable, think vietnam and world war two all rolled up in a brown explosion of sweetcorn and bloody dingleberries.

then death.

HITLER named the BLITZ after this illness, as blitz rhymes with the shits, a common name for this condition.
"OH MA GAWD, OF GOT FEVER OF THE ANUS GLAND" - the Cream of Sum Yung Guy

"GURRD DARRRMNIT I DUN GOT MA ANUS EXPLODED" - Harold P. Redneck
by THE CLINICK February 22, 2009
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Cat stab fever

Wanting to kill a person's cat as a result of them talking about their cat for too long.
Person 1: "If Eric talks about his cat one more fucking time I will kill it in front of him". Person 2: "wow, you've got a serious case of cat stab fever."
by Trisha's da bomb May 6, 2015
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