Cock eyed chihuahua

When you take home a drunk mexican prostitute, and engage in a night of debauchery.

Me: Hey, amigo, I just had the best night of my life.
You: Oh yeah, with who?
Me: I don't know man, just some cock eyed chihuahua.

by Lordvaldren April 8, 2025

Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.

Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.

by Bigdaddykay April 12, 2025

Blue eyed

When someone’s eyes look in different directions

That persons eyes are going blue eyed

by Normaleye April 25, 2025

Fish eyed cu_t

A female who sees men as tools and women as pawns with her fish eyes fake nails and fake lashes. FECs are usually fat and mean approach with caution.

My baby mom is such a FEC fish eyed cu_t.

by Mrs. Jack Black May 18, 2025

EYS

Employ Yourself

John: Yo Carter! Who would win, 100 men or a gorilla?
Carter: eys

by fajay May 24, 2025

The Three Eyed Prophet

An illuminati conspiracy theorist who wants to spray chemtrails in FSX Steam Edition

The Three Eyed Prophet is an illuminati conspiracy theorist

by Captain Boss Man May 31, 2025

bleary eyed

Dulled, unaware, zero ambition.
Doesn’t see/ understand the opportunities in front of them.
Content to put up with a crap life/deal because they don’t understand there is something else or better.

You have been in this situation for so long you are bleary eyed to it.

He walks through life bleary eyed with no clue of what real fun is.

by Edz67 July 20, 2023