one-eared elephant

A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.

"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."

by Luiggi April 28, 2008

Cloth-Eared Elephant

The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.

I finally decided to quit my job, so I showed my boss the Cloth-Eared Elephant.

by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008

flick the pirates ear

To go down on a girl who has her clit pierced.

I didn't realise Claire had a pirate's ear til I flicked it

by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004

EG Ear Full

When having sex, just as your about to cum, stick your penis inside the girl's ear and nut. After that tickle her nose (precisely with a feather) and wait until she is about to sneeze. Just before, plug her nose and watch the cum shoot out of her ear!

"Dawg last night when I fucked Sally's, I pull the best EG Ear Full ever. It was sick bro!"

by Bigpp916 March 23, 2010

Squint your ears

When you're trying to hear something that's annoyingly low.

You always have to squint your ears around Dan's annoyingly passive aggressive friend.

by icwish August 7, 2012

Oikawas ear stans

A bunch of girls who simp over a character’s ear from haikyuu named Toru Oikawa.

Example
Oikawa: Where did my earwax go
Oikawas ear stans : I’m using it as honey😓

by Erenstoe420 January 11, 2021

Alabama ear waffle

When he thinks it's a good idea to ejaculate on your head, and it's not. Days later, after not Q-tipping properly, white waffle shaped debris falls from the ear commonly during Sunday brunch.

At Sunday brunch, Erin's Dad sees something fall from Erin's ear. He picks it up with his finger. ERIN'S DAD: (to Erin) "Look pumpkin, looks like a dead piece of skin. Someone needs to moisturize." ERIN'S MOM: "Oh, she moisturizes alright." Erin looks to her mother stunned. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to ERIN'S Dad, the "dead piece of skin" falls into his bottomless Mojito. He takes a drink. Erin's mom laughs, "Hey, lemme know how that Alabama ear waffle tastes." Erin and Erin's Mom high five and crack up laughing.

by Terio Marin May 19, 2016