Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

Donald Duck

Donald Duck is Cockney Rhyming slang for fuck.

"I couldn't give a Donald Duck if you went out with him"

"Fancy a Donald before work, love?"

by Alexmate November 12, 2018

Ducking the goose

Stepping aside to pass gas as to avoid contaminating the public breathing space.

Thomas was ducking the goose in the basement as the guests arrived.

by Thom Lock May 11, 2019

duck wack

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

by Steven beeven November 24, 2016

Play the duck

• Pretending to be oblivious;
Dont play the duck when you're a goose, silly!
(Like when you know that they know that you know they're lying but they duck the truth looking like a silly goose).

• It can walk like a duck, it can talk like a duck- but it's still a fucking goose.
(You're not even fooling you, silly goose).

• Duck the pigs, you silly goose.
(Got birds in the back, trying not to quack).

🦆🦆

Something she would say: "You dont have to play the duck around me, I'm pretty chill".

by SARADOX (plutos promise) January 10, 2020

Pregnant Duck

My wife looks like a cute little ducky. When she is pregnant

Aww baby you look. So cute just like a. Pregnant duck

by Geo Voom September 22, 2016

Chicken and Ducking

Cockney rhyming slang for clucking i.e. in severe heroin withdrawal or in fact it is often used for being in withdrawal from any chemical substance - clucking like a chicken.

Oi mate wanna buy a 32 inch custard and jelly (telly) come on mate I'm chicken and ducking I need my one of each (a bag of smack and a bag of crack).

by Constant John February 14, 2009