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The Indian Cab Driver

The act in which you are driving a couple home in the backseat of your car and as she straddles her partner you formally invite yourself into a threesome by reaching back while driving and fingering her from behind.
"Dude, I gave this girl The Indian cab driver for 20 minutes last night and her boyfriend had no idea!"
by Comeaudo July 11, 2014
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Punch a bus driver

A saying used when you are so angry that your years of public school bus humility comes out and gives you the urge to punch a former or current busdriver
When Kip got kicked in the dick by Seth , the pain angered him to the point of screaming out, " IM GONNA FUCKIN PUNCH A BUS DRIVER!"
by Tom-Dickery-Kickery October 9, 2016
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put it on the drive

Timothy: What are you up to man?
Me: At a business conference in Las Vegas. I can't stand these fuckers, so I'm gonna put it on the drive.
Timothy: What do you have available?
Me: A mini-fridge in my hotel room full of various wines and liquors. I'm gonna drink everything in this pig and head to the company dinner.
by ribbitypibbity May 18, 2017
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Who Dat Drive

A neighborhood street within the who dat nation that celebrates the New Orleans Saints.
by Freedomforcegal September 18, 2017
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Just Fuckin Drive Grandma

Basically means, just do it. Just go. When someone is taking far too long and holding up your life for no known reason, you would say this to them. When sitting in the car, and waiting for another person who is not yet in the car and you just want to go.
Grandma would not get going so I said "Just Fuckin Drive Grandma."
by Toothless McGee December 7, 2018
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Tesla Test Drive

Blowjob or sex in a Tesla while on autopilot
Andrew went on a Tesla Test Drive instead of the canoe trip.
by HailLarry3 May 9, 2019
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Mark the bus driver

Master of the vehicular travel marvel known as the 'bus' , will never be fazed by late drivers or strange passengers, and the shining god of the dorrigobus movement.

Drives a twenty cylinder turbocharged multiengine jet bus, shoots fire when he floors the accelerator, with a flaming throne strong enough to hold his 200 kilograms of pure wheel turning muscle
The only person to have beaten the dorrigo mountain in 2.9 parsecs.

Cannot be defeated, even by the previously defined satanic monster,

bruce the bus driver, although can be quickly confused by the lack of information that is provided by his aforementioned strange passengers
Lives upon a junk Heap of all the previous bus drivers who have challenged him in bus-jousting, in a massive bus themed mansion filled with various trophies and severed heads.

Has a long lasting feud with Jaiden the bus slayer for the size of his muscles.

Has been seen bench pressing the universe, and killing enemies by simply scaring the shit out of them.
by Another boy on the bus June 19, 2019
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